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August 22, 2002
this could be you
If Michael Jackson wasn't enough of a scare to keep you away from plastic surgery, here's an adorable shot of Siegfried, Miss Saran Wrap, and Roy. Kids, just say NO to plastic surgery, unless you want to look like an undead, mummified, half-demon elf-spawn like these people.
Posted by jimbo at August 22, 2002 2:40 PM
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God damn it Jimbo. I come home after a long day, start to look up porn to jerk off to, figure I'd check your site before I was 'sticky', and I see that. I'll never feel sexual again.
Posted by: corey at August 22, 2002 5:21 PM
Nothing like too much plastic surgery set-off by an even worse dye job.
Posted by: Bubba at August 22, 2002 5:26 PM
Or you could end up looking like, well these folks who all has work done:
Sting, Arnold schwarzenegger, Madonna, Sheryl Crow, and of course the (I look nothing like I did as a kid) Janet Jackson
Can't swing a cat in hollywood...
;)
Posted by: Fitz at August 23, 2002 5:47 AM
Don't forget Melanie Griffith, Goldie Hawn, and of course, Cher (who is flirting with disaster).
Is there a plastic surgery database anywhere?
Posted by: Bubba at August 23, 2002 9:30 AM
EWWWWWW - that's some scary shit.
More pics of hot ruggers,
no more pics of scary science experiments!
Posted by: Rob at August 23, 2002 10:00 AM
OK, no more scary plastic surgery disasters, I promise. I'm bringing my digital cam to the tournament, so I hope to get some spoogalicious shots there.
Posted by: jimbo at August 23, 2002 11:03 AM
I think they look really classy and glamorous! They are just BETTER than all of us..lets face it.
Posted by: Brian at August 28, 2002 10:24 AM