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August 21, 2002
tard pills
What I don't get with some of the guys on my team is this tendency to freak out about skills and plays at the last practice before a tournament or match. Honey, if you don't have your shit together by now, it's a bit too late. Don't panic, there's no point. It's sorta like all the straight people in the gym who are only just now 'getting fit for the beach'. Honey, that gut's not going away by next weekend unless you spend the days between then and now with Tina. The Gurls were workin' on their 6-packs in April, and look at how fierce they are now!
Anyway, where was I? Someone must have distributed free 'tard pills before practice, because experienced players were throwing the ball to no one, dropping, or otherwise volunteering to be the next one to board the short bus. You could not distinguish them from the brand new players. Tourney's this weekend at the beach, see you there, with mojo or not! I hope it's not hot as hell. Considering how my honey pot is already bursting into flame, I must focus my chi on the game and not on rugby players' legs. Must...focus...
You know you're on a gay rugby team when: someone messes your hair up in a ruck, so you wipe some sweat off your body and run your wet hands through your bouffant to re-activate your hair gel.
Posted by jimbo at August 21, 2002 10:42 AM
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that is the most heinous abuse of hair product i've ever been privy to hearing about. for shame.
Posted by: jimbo at August 21, 2002 12:54 PM
Where is the game? I'm looking for something to do this weekend.
Posted by: Mike at August 21, 2002 2:36 PM
It's at Lewes Beach, near Rehoboth. Sadly, nobody knows the details yet about the exact where's and whens. It's supposed to be an all-weekend tournament, so I'd guess Saturday and Sunday. Look for a set of large fields with large, sweaty men playing on them.
Posted by: jimbo at August 21, 2002 2:46 PM