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August 1, 2002
my honey pot is on fire
Disclaimer: blog entries are merely a single frame in the film reel that is my line of thinking and my life. I'm not vitrolic, bitter and angry all the time, just about 1/6 of the time.
After reading Fitz' entry about his goals for the rest of the summer, I decided to call him up and propose that we both go out to the Green Lantern for Shirtless Men Drink Free night to rub elbows, nipples, furry chests and other body parts of the DC pectoral crowd. He needs to get out, and my honey pot is on fire, I said. Fitz had never heard of the phrase "my honey pot is on fire". It means that I'm horny, riled up and and need an outlet SOON. We also discussed the trials, tribulations and rewards of pumpkin patches and gourd vines.
Rugged. Tough. Dependable. Strong. Who's Your Brawny Man? I already nominated Jason. Ignore the SPAM when it comes in, Jason, that is if you're not interested in winning a Dodge Durango. I always thought the lumberjack on the Brawny paper towel packaging was hot. I did the 'Create Your Own Brawny Man' survey and ended up with this:
The Strong Man
All those years of working on the family farm must have done your Brawny Man some good. Strong, tough, rugged...your Brawny Man is the ultimate muscle man. He loves staying active, and has no use for laziness in himself or others. He'll move furniture for you, he'll fix your car, and as a nice added bonus, he'll look good while he's doing it!
And for you New York blog stalkers, we will be playing the New York gay rugby team somewhere in your town on Saturday, November 16. Details to be announced, but for now Rob, Glenn, Dan, jimbo, Jayke and whoever you are cutie better show up or I'm gonna git ornery on yer collective asses. I don't want to hear that tired old NYC excuse that you were too busy to watch jimbo reach his hands in between the muscular, hairy thighs of a bunch of men in a scrum, feeling around for his ball, in order to pitch it to a lithe, swift lad in the back line.
Posted by jimbo at August 1, 2002 10:37 AM
Comments
I am Michael. Flattered to be called "cutie" and well wouldn't you know...I happen to be very good friends with two of the guys on the gay rugby team here in NYC...as a matter of fact I work for them at the moment... See you in November.
Posted by: Michael at August 1, 2002 4:50 PM
I'm Mike. Flattered to be called "cutie" and well wouldn't you know I just so happen to be very good friends with two of the guys on the gay rugby team here in NYC... see you in November.
Posted by: Mike at August 1, 2002 4:51 PM
Groovy...see you then!
Posted by: jimbo at August 1, 2002 6:08 PM