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August 21, 2002

happy birthday v'ger

bye-bye...have a nice trip! Both Voyagers celebrate their 25th birthdays this week. Let's hope one of them gets to that black hole that sucks them over to the other side of the galaxy where it meets a race of techno-beings who send Voyager back to Earth in search of The Creator in the form of a colossal destructive cloud. V'ger then assimilates the totally bald chick from the sex-being race played by Persis Khambatta (now dead from cancer) who gets it on with Stephen Collins (now of 7th Heaving fame), creating a being of pure love, funk and circuitry that also happens to be able to wipe out Klingon Warbird units (insert cool Warbird theme here) and planets with but a thought.

This begs the question: were the beings the Voyager Probe first met proto-Borg? Was V'ger actually a massive Borg probe, sent back towards Earth on an intelligence mission? Was the apparent destruction to the three Klingon ships actually a slow warp process, sending the Warbirds back to Borg space in the other quadrant for examination and assimilation? This may have been our first glimpse at the Borg. Oooh...it would be cool to wrap that up somehow. Lemme work on the script.

Posted by jimbo at August 21, 2002 10:04 AM

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you truly are a geek

Posted by: mike s. at August 21, 2002 10:33 AM