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July 9, 2002
Tom Cruise & Marty Feldman
The tired, old gay discussion topic of Tom Cruise's sexuality came up the other day. Tired. Unless I was there buggering Tom, Mike Piazza, or Brad Pitt, they are straight until proven queer. And as my friend Kurt pointed out, even if Tom did take it up the hiney once or twice, it doesn't necessarily make him queer. I had sex with a woman once, but I'm definitely not straight.
And every time the topic comes up, the subject of the discussion always seems to be particularly attractive. Gays never discuss the questionable sexualities of Marty Feldman or Jack Pallance. It's always the Richard Geres and Tom Cruises of the Hollywood set. Sounds like wishful thinking to me.
Posted by jimbo at July 9, 2002 10:25 AM
Comments
what does ripped fuel do anyway?
hey jimbo, is it possible for my chest to be too furry?
Posted by: Kurt at July 9, 2002 4:03 PM
Ripped fuel bascially boosts your metabolism by increasing your heart rate. However, there is a slight increased chance of heart attack, and Shane tells me that they use ephedrine as a primary component of Crystal Meth. It seems to have a similar effect on me.
No, a chest cannot be too furry.
Posted by: jimbo at July 9, 2002 4:47 PM
Hey jimbo, I cant see my feet over my boobs, do you think they are too big??
Posted by: Torsha at July 9, 2002 5:04 PM
Dear Torsia:
If you can still see at all, your boobs are too small.
Sedacia
Posted by: jimbo at July 10, 2002 9:33 AM