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January 9, 2002
sunken ships
I had a sad dream this morning...something about a ship, more of a yacht sized vessel, not like the one on jimbo's blogart entry. The plot of the dream wasn't inherently sad, I just woke up with a sad feeling after the dream. The ship was sunken. I first saw it when I was fishing for salmon. What I was fishing off of I don't know, it didn't seem to matter in the dream. I think I dreamt about salmon because I watched "Dr. Doolittle 2" the other day. When the domesticated bear in the movie tried to dive for salmon, they laughingly kept escaping his maw, saying "Whazzaaaap!?" Anyway, these fish weren't talking, but between catching fish, I would always snag on something. It wasn't until the ship was lit from underwater that I could finally see it. So me and my buddy (identity unknown) went down to investigate. We could, of course, breathe water and required no SCUBA gear. It hadn't been sunk for long, and there were big, healthy salmon swimming around, but they weren't the "Whazzap!?" salmon, just the normal ones.
Must escape MWAA. At yesterday's tech meeting, I was told that Javascript is a security threat, and I can't use it. Network Security Officer Tuvok (actually more of a moronic Klingon than a Vulcan) has declared that the Authority will turn off Javascript at some point in the future, and I must design the site so Authority users can use mwaa.com. This confuses me, as the overwhelming majority of visitors to mwaa.com are the traveling public, a group of people who are not paranoid and do have javascript disabled on their browsers. I'm told I have to replace Javascript with Java applets, which are apparently much more secure. They are, however, slow as molasses in Minnesota, and I don't want to use them. I gotta get outta here, it's insane. I'll post my resume soon for anyone who's interested in hiring me or finding a sane, liberal work atmosphere.
Posted by jimbo at January 9, 2002 2:32 PM
Comments
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Posted by: hello aabba at November 19, 2002 5:18 PM