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August 24, 2001
Woof, where's my car?
I would comment on the infamous Gary Condit interview, but the Today Show beat the issue to a pathetic, bloody pulp this morning. I'll spare you. I wanted to check and see if he's still got an opening for an internship, but his Website seems to be experiencing lots of traffic today.
As for my own rants, let me add that the cost of suppressing neohippie violence and destruction in the District of Columbia for the upcoming IMF/World Bank protests will cost District taxpayers 1 30 million dollars. The District's finest are asking for Federal assistance for this cost. I just needed to let y'all know how much a neohippie party costs.
Parachuting on to the Statue of Liberty: art, or asinine? Jimbo feels the latter to be true. Kudos to Lovely Lady Liberty for almost skewering him up the hiney - you go gurl. Jeez Louise - you don't go pissing in the kiddie pool you gave to your neighbor, and you don't go sporting about on a respected national symbol. Jimbo has spoken.
If you select certain portions of my journal, it may appear that I am a righteous, judgmental bastard. This is partially true. However, I'd like to urge those who send out portions of my rantings to their mailing list of friends to please balance their friends' perception of me by distributing the following whimsical documentation of my life:
There was a delightful cleansing rain last night. This morning I checked on our goldfish pond out in the backyard. To my joy, the baby goldfish's bronze coloring is starting to mottle into the brilliant gold of their progenitors. To witness the genesis of this beauty is rewarding. Our morning glories are flourishing, and the zinnias provide candy-cane coloured cuttings daily. Soon I will be able to provide my entire workplace with fresh jalapeño peppers as well. Nature's bounty truly is amazing, especially in the approaching autumn season. I look expectantly to September and October, my favorite time of year in this area.
Enough about me. I just watched an interview with Seann William Scott on Conan O'Brian. He's the cutie from "American Pie" and "Dude, Where's My Car?" Woof. Jimbo detected a slight Minnesota accent, as that's where he's from. Why didn't we meet at a track meet in high school? Because he was in middle school at the time, I guess. Grrrr...
1. Taxpaying residents of the District of Columbia, a small area nested between the Potomac River and the states of Maryland and Virginia, do not have representation in the House or the Senate. However, they are taxed Federally without this representation.
Posted by jimbo at August 24, 2001 2:26 PM
Comments
Sean William is SOOOO cute. I would do him in a heart beat :)
Posted by: Rob. at August 24, 2001 4:11 PM
Is taking an FBI administered lie detector test so difficult? Really, this media blitz has done nothing but make him look more guilty and even less trustworthy.
Jalapenos harvested under the golden haze of beltway smog? Are they tested for crackrock rain contamination?
Me jus wanna buy a powerball ticket in NJ, win $300 million smackers and move to Tahiti.
p.s. i always thought SWS had a vague resemblance to jimbo. and i want to see apieii - of course solely to see alyson hannigan.
Posted by: jimbo at August 24, 2001 4:50 PM
SWS LOOKS LIKE JIMBO!?!?
EGO...EXPANDING...BEYOND...CONFINES...OF...BUILDING...WILL...EXPLODE...SOON! Now look what you've done, jimbo. He is from right across the river from where I grew up, so could very likely be related to me.
Rob: Would you do him scruffy or clean-shaven? I have a good guess as to which condition you would go for....
Posted by: Jimbo at August 24, 2001 5:15 PM
Well, you need to get a blood test done soon then. I'd hate to think that you'd be doing your cousin. They make fun of us down here in Tennessee for that kinda thing.
Posted by: Bubba at August 28, 2001 4:53 PM