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July 08, 2004

hot bearded men with big guns

Awww yeah...not only is the 3rd Blade movie coming out in December (Umm...can you say birthday party, anyone?) but one of the dudes teaming up with Wesley Snipes is a hot bearded ex-vampire played by Ryan Reynolds. Oh, he was in that Van Wilder movie! But now with the beard he's like ten times hotter. He may just bump off Sean William Scott off the top of my list for hot bearded young actors.

The face of the new 17th Street crowd (young, straight, overprivileged, dumb, rich, generally helpless) showed itself again last night when I went grocery shopping at the Soviet Safeway. As usual, many of the new folks need to have their cell phone conversations exclusively in the store. I lock my bike up to the bike rack outside, which is used for a variety of other things such as liesure furniture for the homeless panhandlers, and storage area for the street florist. Last night some yuppie scumbag tied his/her dog up to the bike rack. Not only is leaving your dog unattended asking for trouble in this town (pit bull treats anyone?) but lacing the leash THROUGH MY BRAKE CABLES and tying it to the bike rack is also pretty dumb. I unlaced the leash, removed my bike, petted the cute schnauzer, reattached the leash and went on my way. To Mr. Schnauzer Owner: you are dumb and your dog is smarter than you. In fact he said you were a dumbass when I untangled the leash from my bike.

Speaking of smart dogs and hot bearded men with big guns: Hot Diggity Dawg is in town! It'll be good to see his cute scruffy face and hear his hot understated voice again. Woofy, not quite adorkable...let's just say he's shy hot. Chrisafer and Bob are comin' along for dinner too. I've voted for International House of Husbands, but it may be packed tonight. We'll see.

Posted by jimbo at July 08, 2004 10:14 AM

Comments

Posted by: plavix on October 24, 2004 08:16 AM

Over at Beaverhausen we have long been fans of that long tall drink of water. Thanks for the hot new photo, Jimbo.

See

http://beaverhausen.blogspot.com/2004/06/insert-isnt-it-ironic-joke-here-are.html

and

http://beaverhausen.blogspot.com/2003/01/van-wilder-party-planner-is-national.html

Posted by: John on July 13, 2004 09:38 AM

Woof! Same here! Dellwood, we gotta talk.
>; )

Posted by: jimbo on July 11, 2004 08:17 PM

Thanks for the update. There's something I find distinctively hot about the transformation of boyish teen idols into ripped and furry hunks. I always got a woody when Billy Batson said "Shazam" and became Captain Marvel with a five O-clock shadow--did anybody else?

Posted by: Dellwood on July 11, 2004 04:07 PM

Holy friggin' cow! What a fine hunk of man that is. I read in his bio he's 6'3". Wow! Over 6 feet of hotness. I'd better stop now, before I drool on my keyboard.

Posted by: Bubba on July 9, 2004 12:54 PM

Vampires are hot. Look at Angel and Spike for example, and now this dude. sweeet

Posted by: dax on July 9, 2004 10:49 AM

Jeff: See - Blade II. Kris Kristopherson's character Whistler has perfected a methodone-like treatment for vampires. They can be cured, but it's like being a former addict.

Steve: Yep, I've already seen pics of crown prince Philipe! WOOOF!

Posted by: jimbo on July 9, 2004 08:49 AM

...and while we're on the subject of hottalicious bearded princes...(we were weren't we?)...check out Spain's Prince Felipe de Borbon - recently sporting a nummy trimmed bit of facefuzz.

It's so recent I couldn't find any decent pics on the net, except a teeny thumbnail at Hola! Magazine...

http://www.hola.com/casasreales/2004/07/07/galeria_letizia/

Hmmm, he's not so bad before the beard either...

http://www.hola.com/casasreales/especiales/portadas/votacion_herederos/resultados/resultados.html?tipo=noviosatractivo

Posted by: Steve on July 9, 2004 05:18 AM

Woof indeed! I'll try to have him ready for you by December! I checked out his imdb listing and I discovered that he'll be in a remake of "The Amityville Horror"! Oh, jeez! What's with all the friggin' remakes?!

Posted by: Lee on July 9, 2004 02:29 AM

so....how does one become an ex-vampire? I always thought of it as being a one way ticket...

Posted by: jeff on July 8, 2004 11:32 PM

Looks good. The trailer definitely plays up that guy's part. Should kick ass.

Posted by: myke on July 8, 2004 11:19 PM

wow, he got some arms too, yum!!!!

Posted by: bmw on July 8, 2004 08:44 PM

I used to love watching that two guys and a girl show he was on- so cute and the other actor adorable too. He's much better all hottified. Is that a real word?

Posted by: homer on July 8, 2004 05:40 PM

I know, it's wierd, but I'm fully aware that I somewhat resemble SWS and that I want to do him badly.

Posted by: jimbo on July 8, 2004 04:48 PM

Jimbo, you bear a striking resemblance to Mr. Scott. Is this on purpose? Hmmmmmmmm?

Posted by: tim on July 8, 2004 04:46 PM

Jake Sweetie: SWS will NEVER be bumped off my hotness list, just possibly off of the #1 slot by the bearded Ryan Reynolds.

Now if SWS would just stop shaving his chest, and put more meat on his skinny self, he'd guarantee his #1 slot.

Posted by: jimbo on July 8, 2004 04:41 PM

Bump Sean William Scott off a list of hot men?

Them's fightin' words.

Posted by: Jake on July 8, 2004 04:18 PM

My vote stays with Sean William Scott. Ryan Reynolds will definately make "Blade: Trinity" worth watching. Yum!

Posted by: Chas. on July 8, 2004 04:04 PM

Oh my, he's drool-tastic. And he's got very big... um, weaponry.

Posted by: Jeff on July 8, 2004 03:50 PM

He just got engaged to Alanis Morissette. No wonder she's always singing "Thank You."

Posted by: chrisafer on July 8, 2004 03:08 PM

How come you hot bloggers never come to little old Albuquerque, NM? ::wink::

Posted by: Cole on July 8, 2004 11:35 AM

I feel your pain, but I love the story.

Posted by: Ed on July 8, 2004 11:14 AM