March 09, 2004
bitch, I'll cut you if you hit on my ecto-mesomorph

I just took the match.com physical attraction quiz, bloghumping Chrisafer's entry. The results were predictable, but it takes a while and a high-speed connection to finish. I was pleased to see a 'back hair' question included on the survey. However, fu-manchu mustaches, rednecks and rugged jocks with beer guts were sadly absent from the survey pics to choose from. And I don't know how Chrisafer got 'hairy chests' in his list of likes, and I didn't.

Favorite Qualities:
Your photo choices suggest a man over 45 is probably getting a little old for your tastes. You seemed interested in dating a man at least 35 or older. You have a preference for very handsome men, so-called "Ecto-Mesomorphs," with narrow chins and nicely angular faces, hazel eyes and light brown hair.

Favorite Looks:
Some may call one of your types "Pretty Boys," but all you know is that they're gorgeous. The combination of classic good looks with small noses, beautiful eyes, and full lips is hard to resist. These guys tend to be clean shaven, have clear skin, and get good hair cuts. They're taking good care of themselves so they can be "pretty" just for you!

Another of the "looks" that you consistently noticed has been described as "The Boy Next Door." He has an open face, with big eyes, and a big grin. He has a youthful or boyish quality that will follow him throughout his life. Typically this look is associated with light brown hair, a close shave, and blue or hazel eyes. These guys convey a warm, trusting impression, but watch out for that mischievous side!

I don't know where Saul (left) came from in this survey, but then again I do love the Jews. Biff is predictable (center) and Dogpoet's pic was in the survey and I like clicked on it like every time I saw it:

Saul Hardenstien    Biff Archer  DAWGPOET!!! SWOOON!
And clearly, y'all know I love my fur:
Wuuuuf  rrrowr!  Mikey Scruffenstein
So how does this match with the blogworld? You and You and You need to look out cuz I'm comin' to get ya. You and you need not fear the advance of the Jimbo, it seems.

Posted by jimbo at March 09, 2004 11:22 AM
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I took the test too, and it told me I don't like men with back hair, which is totally wrong. It also told me I like men with medium-length wavy hair. BZZZZTT! I don't think I even clicked on anyone (as a "like") who wasn't bald or didn't have a buzzcut. Curious.

Posted by: tank on March 10, 2004 11:22 PM

hmmmm... yes. I willingly give myself up to jimbo. That decision took all of 3 seconds.

Posted by: Mark on March 10, 2004 04:41 PM

OK, OK...you can have my 'leftovers', Jimbo. But only after I'm finished with 'em.

Posted by: Corin on March 10, 2004 10:43 AM

Mighty Jimbo...you shave your head, why not your 'nads? I just prefer them feeling more 'aired out', especially during hot DC summers.

Posted by: jimbo on March 9, 2004 10:59 PM

ya know, you would think i would learn NOT to click these links.

and yet, by doing so i just learn so much.

so, so terribly much.

;-)

Posted by: the mighty jimbo on March 9, 2004 09:55 PM

Dwight, they feel silky smooth and you don't get hairs in your teeth when you suck on them. Although I wouldn't like a guy with naturally smooth ones, I have too much of a shaving fetish for that.

I took the test and found my results funny.

Some may call one of your types "Pretty Boys," but all you know is that they're gorgeous.

Too bad these types never like me. Why is it that the guys you are attracted to are rarely attracted to you?

Posted by: Burl on March 9, 2004 09:05 PM

And what exactly are the benefits of shaving the nads?

Inquiring minds want to know....

Posted by: Dwight on March 9, 2004 08:57 PM

Manscaping bad. Don't listen to Kyan. 'Cept for your 'nads, of course.

Posted by: jimbo on March 9, 2004 08:46 PM

and it looks like i'm only safe at the beginning of the month, when my manscaping is still fresh.

Posted by: brent on March 9, 2004 07:08 PM

Goshdarnit.

Posted by: Ray-Ray on March 9, 2004 03:27 PM

hehe, I took this a while back, I am attracted to "Endomorphs" and ofcourse my endomorphic man has to be furry. I think the best line from my results was: "You also seem to like qualities often found in men some describe as 'Bears.'" What would I do without science to tell me what I already know?

Posted by: Scott on March 9, 2004 12:58 PM

Sitting......patiently waiting and always prepared.

Posted by: mark on March 9, 2004 11:53 AM
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