October 25, 2002
i don't play that

Meanwhile, I'm crushing India and the Roman empire as Prime Minister Cleopatra Jimbo of the Egyptians, and the phone rings. WHO DARES INTERRUPT MY CONQUEST!?. It's Nick calling. Nick is this closeted military dude I've been messin' around with lately who works at the Pentagon. I should know better...of course he has this hypermasculine Ice Cube mentality when it comes to our 'visits':

Ice Cube nigga you better d-up
and when I come by bitch
you better be up
ass up, face in the pillow...

Blah blah blah. It's that "disconnect" you often feel from closeted or married guys, the total sexualization of the gay act that I've come to abhor. It's the emotional "connect" that first made me come out in the first place, true emotions and feelings that I prefer with a guy as opposed to just getting off. I think I've had enough of Sgt. Studley, and would like to get Ice Cube back at him:

This right here is payback
from way back
I don't play that

Recognize a real dime
when you see one
and don't try to be one
you fuckin' peon
I been like Deon for eons
you ain't nothin but a biatch

You wanna walk thru these doors
Like a 7-11
any time of day
24-7

Think I'm just a bottom?
Don't be a slacker
On Wisconsin
I'm yo Green Bay Packer

Brett FavreScruffy like Favre
a legend like Lombardi
bring over the 6-pack
an leave the Bacardi

Straight outta the trailer,
cheddar cheese
sharp and aged
u better say please

U.P.S.
I cum to deliver
pucker up buddy
and make it quiver

Bois step aside
I like 'em furry
got the rugged look?
cause to worry

Versatile and mean
personality keen
on Halloween
yo favorite drag queen

Salsa and Nellie
my two homegurls
bring on the foundation
and put on the pearls

Bill and Monica?
They ain't got shit
when I light a cigar
u better go down on it

Tell me what to do?
Not without a struggle
And after you come
be ready to snuggle

Posted by jimbo at October 25, 2002 12:01 AM
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Posted by: donald on October 25, 2002 06:38 PM

and while I don't want to end up face down (I don't do that! Yes, you do! Oh yeah, that's right) this Nick person sounds very intruiging...

hmm...perhaps he can be invited to the Renegades Halloween party tomorrow...

Posted by: mike s. on October 25, 2002 05:05 PM

That rocks, Jimbo! I'm very impressed, and I'm in agreement with mike.

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you should totally submit that to the James White Literary Review...or maybe Vibe...

Posted by: mike s. on October 25, 2002 09:54 AM
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