Does anybody know where Matt Leigh is? He needs to come to rugby practice.

Washington D.C. Section 902 of the Animal Control Code requires hens to be 50 ft. from any residence. Citizens are currently working to eliminate the 50 ft. rule, and to modify the requirement that you have to get written consent from all your neighbors before you keep chickens. Currently, chickens are neither legal nor expressly illegal in D.C.

The rest of this blog entry is either vile, lascivious and/or juvenile. Some links or videos are totally not safe for work, and are only included to further embarrass Matt Leigh, who needs to come to rugby practice.

Jiz and the Mammograms (hat tip to Richard):

When I was a kid I used to watch reruns of “The Wild, Wild West” featuring Robert Conrad as James West. His ass made me gay, and I found a YouTube video montage of scenes showing his ass in those tight bolero pants, put to tacky South Beach dance music:

Every single episode of that show climaxed with him being tied up and shirtless, and his sidekick Artemis Gordon somehow having to dress up in drag for no apparent reason. I blame my homosexuality on that television program.


  1. copperred says:

    Maybe you should offer him some of your roasted beets, to induce him to return.

  2. brettcajun says:

    Jimbo… that is pretty funny. I always commend using passive aggressive techniques to guilt another person to doing one’s bidding. 😉

  3. Homer says:

    Such tight pants…

  4. Brooklyn Bill says:

    The Robert Conrad video has made me ever so slightly gayer.

  5. DougT says:

    >When I was a kid I used to watch reruns of “The Wild, Wild West”

    Reruns? I was watching it when it first came out. Suddenly I feel very old.

  6. Klarth says:

    Well, damn. Booty for days. Who knew?

    I can’t remember if I watched this in reruns or not. I saw enough Gunsmoke and Bonanza, F-Troop, and Get Smart (RIP, Don Adams), though.

    At least you cleared up the drag thing. When Kevin Cline did it in the WIll Smith version, I didn’t get it.

  7. cb says:

    I don’t think I’ll ever watch Jem reruns the same way…

  8. Matt Leigh says:

    Well if Jimbo says so – I will see you Tuesday!

  9. Scott says:

    I too lusted after Robert Conrad back in the day. I even watched the miserable “Baa Baa Black Sheep” in hopes that his tight t-shirt would come off, but it never did. I also remember being very interested, but not quite knowing why, in Robert Culp and Bill Cosby’s occasional shirtless scenes in “I Spy.” I wonder who will turn the youth of today gay?