Thank you so much for the donations so far! I’m flabbergasted. Even the most stingy southern swamp creatures (YOU KNOW WHO) have lent a helping hand and contributed. Here’s our interaction:
Suzanne Sugarbakker: “Those of us who are fortunate enough to be in relationships, should always show kindness and generosity to quirky single peoples who always make us feel blessed. 
Don’t do crack with this money. No, seriously! Eat something.”
Me: “You are always such a ray of joy in my life. And for your bitchy comments, I’m going to burn your money and snort the ashes. Even though I won’t get a buzz from it or any value from the donation, the satisfaction will be intoxicating enough. XXXOOO, KISSES.”
brettcajun says:
Muah. Crack may help you lose some weight, but I would recommend eating healthier if you are going to land a BF (crossing fingers). Perhaps your sales pitch should go something like this: “Dating someone like me is a sure-fire way of getting to heaven!”
Big Hug. You know I luv you and all your squishy squish.
July 15, 2015, 2:32 pm