Oh no! Darth Sugarbakker is headed this way to suck up all the attention at my going away party in a week! You know it’s gonna be a mess – hide your kids, hide your boyfriend, and most of all hide your Just For Men! SHELTER IN PLACE – DO NOT GO TO BEAR HAPPY HOUR! SHE WILL BE THERE TOO!
Seriously though, our hearts and prayers go out to those affected along the Gulf Coast (except for Brett). I only hope she has prepared her rugrats and horses for the incoming hurricane.
Everyone should have a disaster preparedness plan in advance of an emergency. It makes me wonder what Brett’s preparedness checklist might look like:
- Copies of all current STD vaccination records
- 3-day supply of Cipro, Viagra and Wheat Thins
- 1 case of Just For Men
- 22 gallons of vodka
- 1 lemon
- Internet access and 52G of storage space for gratuitous pics of herself
- 1 liter of botox