Oh no! Darth Sugarbakker is headed this way to suck up all the attention at my going away party in a week! You know it’s gonna be a mess – hide your kids, hide your boyfriend, and most of all hide your Just For Men! SHELTER IN PLACE – DO NOT GO TO BEAR HAPPY HOUR! SHE WILL BE THERE TOO!
INCOMING DRAMA WARNING!
Seriously though, our hearts and prayers go out to those affected along the Gulf Coast (except for Brett). I only hope she has prepared her rugrats and horses for the incoming hurricane.

Everyone should have a disaster preparedness plan in advance of an emergency. It makes me wonder what Brett’s preparedness checklist might look like:

  • Copies of all current STD vaccination records
  • 3-day supply of Cipro, Viagra and Wheat Thins
  • 1 case of Just For Men
  • 22 gallons of vodka
  • 1 lemon
  • Internet access and 52G of storage space for gratuitous pics of herself
  • 1 liter of botox

4 Comments

  1. brettcajun says:

    LOL. Seriously. Are you Bernice from Designing Women? You say whatever pops into that deranged little pea brain don’t you? JUST waaaaait until you can’t squirm away from your biting quips in person next weekend.

    Hey, everybody… I will hold Jimbo down. Anyone who has ever bore the brunt of Jimbo’s sassiness will have the opportunity to totally spank his butt next weekend. We’ll have buckets filled with ice to reduce any hand swelling.

  2. homer says:

    I’m concerned that if the flood waters reach Brett’s house, there will be another lube spill rivaling the BP oil spill!

  3. durban bud says:

    Thank you for this post.

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