So Andrew Sullivan has announced that pot is replacing crystal meth use. I’d have to agree with his observation as I’ve observed fewer trainwrecks lately, although I still come across the occasional PnP Tina Whore bottom online. Gurl, people like you are the reason my lower back is a mess…I can’t keep up with that shit anymore.
Anyway, while I think it’s a great thing that meth use is waning, I’ll have to point out a new and terrible problem has arisen with increased pot use: horrible pot breath.
OMG your pot breath really stinks. I mean it reeks like you just ate out a donkey’s ass. I’ve been noticing more and more pot breath people – particularly Bears – at Blowoff and Bear Happy Hour. I know you’re totally high after you light up but if y’all could think clearly for a moment and use some mouthwash before you go out I’d appreciate it, thanks. Just link up pot with Listerine in your hazy thoughts and we’ll all get along fine. And also try wintergreen or spearamint gum or something like that too.
And don’t do so much weed that you’re unable to talk. Why go out when you can’t even talk to people? The only thing I can do is move on when I’m speaking to an inarticulate pothead. Boooring…