Aaron Rodgers is woofy and a snazzy dresser as well.

Well well well Mr. Woofy Aaron Rodgers you’re lookin’ mighty dapper in your suit while you and the Green Bay Packers were visiting the White House last week.

I’m sad Aaron didn’t call me. I coulda rode my bike down to meet him. Sadly there doesn’t appear to be any woofy Redskins this year, with maybe an exception for an adorkable offensive coordinator Kyle Shanahan.

This weekend I went on a trip out to Virginia for some camping with friends along the banks of the Shenendoah River at the same place I went to a few years ago. It wasn’t quite as fun as before as the campground was very dusty and infested with ticks, and that one dude in the loincloth was wandering around the campground and was a bit of a buzzkill.

Yes, you read that right, a dude in a loincloth. And have you ever noticed the dude walking around in just his jockstrap and/or loincloth is the one guy who we really don’t want to see in just a jockstrap or loincloth? For example, you never, ever get to see Aaron Rodgers walking around in a loincloth, but that guy with the cottage cheese thighs is ALWAYS walking around in a loincloth.

Loincloth guy was eventually beat out by barefoot mostly-naked guy with the knee brace. The knee brace was really a nice touch. I suppose both of them had an easier time checking for ticks later on.

I can’t wait for the return of Absolutely Fabulous! SWEETIE DAHLING!

Edwina Margaret Rose Monsoon and Patsy Stone

One Comment

  1. brettcajun says:

    Are you assuming Aaron Rodgers would put up with your bitching? You know you can’t go five minutes without bitching about something or someone. Obviously, you were banking on face-in-pillow time. LOL.