Now all of us friends of BrettCajun know it’s no crime to be a big ‘ol nelly queen. And of course we shouldn’t assume that just because someone appears to be the love child of an orgy between Charles Nelson Reilly, Liberace and Paul Lynde that they are also gay.
But from personal experience sometimes a strong hunch turns out to be true, and let’s just say Mr. Bachmann is a prime candidate for more than just being the First Lady. And as I mentioned to a friend recently, I’m fine with gays going into conversion therapy (which doesn’t work) or even running around thinking they’re straight – as long as they don’t attack the gays who are out and trying to do their own thing. But once you start to attack or convert the gays, the gloves are off. It always seems our worst enemies are the closet cases. These days most actual heterosexuals don’t give a shit about the gay anymore. If you don’t get my point, Dan Savage clarifies what I’m trying to say better than I do.the movie looks awesome. I also need to see the last Harry Potter movie, but am willing to wait until the crowd dies down. But have y’all seen how Neville Longbottom has turned out? He was the greasy awkward buck-toothed kid in the Harry Potter movies played by actor Matthew Lewis, who has turned out to be quite a handsome woofer. And I hear tell that his character is a hero at the end of the movie [Sorry for the spoiler! But I could be wrong on that fact…].
I’m dismayed somebody thinks they need to redo the John Carpenter classic sci-fi horror flick The Thing. This time the heroine is nowhere near as beardy as Kurt Russell was. But they appear to be trying to make up for that by putting woofy Joel Edgerton into the cast. We’ll see how cold CGI ranks to good ‘ol fashioned latex and gelatin goo – I’m betting on latex and goo. Anyway even though the 1982 movie version still scares the shit out of me, it’s nice to think of freezing polar conditions this time of year.
The weekend at Darth Jersey’s was fun. The Sith Lord of the Garden State has the wrap-up here. Highlights include completely eradicating a loving family of possums, seeing 4 young bucks, 1 drunk Jersey girl, and a super-hot Jersey Fresh farmer.