Courtesy of Sturtle and the National Hurricane Center, the naming of the 2011 hurricanes: Arlene, Brett, Cindy, Don, Emily, Franklin, Gert, Harvey, Irene, Jose, Katia, Lee, Maria, Nate, Ophelia, Philippe, Rina, Sean, Tammy, Vince, and Whitney.

Here’s more fun quirky music from beardy, adorable and talented Canadian Dan Mangan.

This is old news from February, but I was glad to read that Jayson Werth’s beard conquered the stuffy no-beard rule with the Washington Nationals. Not that I’ve been to a game yet this year. It’s always so hot…

This beardy strait-edge hipster has body image issues but likes to do pull-ups while sweaty and post it to YouTube.

Boston Bruins’ beardy Tim Thomas stresses the importance of emotional highs and lows over a hockey season. Playoff beard season is my favorite time of year!

I was never a fan of ‘Friends’ and normally wouldn’t give a DC rat’s ass about Jennifer Aniston, but she has been seen out and about with exceptionally handsome and gorgeously bearded Justin Theroux lately and all I can say is “you go gurl with your beardy boyfriend.”

No jokes about him/her being each others’ “beard” please. Thank you.

7 Comments

  1. brettcajun says:

    The Beardy Strait-Edge Hipster is kinda squishy. I would suggest he get off the couch, play a manly sport like tennis, and stress out his muscles.

    Anyway, I am sure Hurricane Brett will be gentle and sweet like me. Weee… :)

  2. Blobby says:

    Hurricanes are just like fucking Romper Room. They/she NEVER use my name. Fuckers!

  3. brettcajun says:

    Sorry… “Robert” is just a dull name for a Hurricance. I totally think they should consider adding “Jimbo” or “Cuntzilla”… those damn hurricanes will RAGE up the Atlantic seaboard! LOL.

  4. jimbo says:

    Blobby: I’m sorry. I’ve heard similar tales of woe regarding hurricane naming. I had a coworker who admitted to me that when she was a child she imagined herself as “Hurricane Jessica” and spun around the house destroying things. But she never got a hurricane of her own because during the season they were to host her name there wasn’t enough hurricanes to get to the letter “J”, and she was disappointed.

    Brett: I don’t need a Federal agency to legitimize my rage and destruction. I AM DESTRUCTION!

  5. RJ says:

    Interestingly enough, the personification of destruction in Neil Gaiman’s “The Sandman” series is a burly, beardy ginger dude. Perhaps you might not mind being Destruction after all, mightn’t you?

    And there’s nothing wrong with the name Robert!!! ;D

  6. Blobby says:

    Brett is a good name for a hurricaine. Named after a woman who’s all wind and a blowhard.

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