Banned, 2010
Auto-tuned vocals- Sarah Palin
- Put your fucking iPhone away
- Mold
- Heterosexuals with litters over a half-dozen
- Carpetbaggers
- Magic underpants (2nd year in a row!)
- Lady GaGa parodies
- Farmville gift notifications
- Jaded gays at Kylie Minogue concerts
I'll have to admit, Hannah Montana/Miley Cyrus has been given a reprieve due to 'Party in the U.S.A.' and has been lifted from the 2009 banned list.
But I am happy about:
- Glee
- Yet more 'staches
- The prospect of gay marriage in DC
- A raise
- Not living in a basement
- Personal debt down to levels I will soon pay off
- Sam Worthington and his woofy neck scruff
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What about Twitter?!?! Can we please ban all news reports/articles/general buzz around "the latest trend in [insert industry/subject here] - Twitter!"
Seriously ban it!
Merry Christmas! Hope it is filled with delicious cheese curds and other Wisconsin delicacies! Also hope to see you more in 2010 - I'm going to try to leave the deep, dark place that is a public elementary school where I spend most of my waking hours!
You say to ban auto-tuning, but are happy about Glee. I find the auto-tuning on Glee makes me crazy. There are some songs they do where it is stylistically appropriate, but it alway takes me out of the moment. These are people that can sing, why must they be so aggressively auto-tuned?
Yes, please ban Twitter. And I-Phone fucking Aps (whatever the fuck they are). And Glenn Beck. And the word "Socialism." And Teabaggers.
Miley Cyrus is too perky sometimes, and sometimes it works.
So has your mom started sending you copies of Grooms and Grooms yet? I mean the Larsen and Kowalik couple from two towns over are going to move to DC and tie the knot and you're not getting any younger...
Sorry, Jimbo but as long as she puta out songs, there'll be parodies! (And I'll probably be glad to post 'em if I like 'em enough)
I vote we ban "AL LOUPE"... my FB APE nemesis.
Can we please "LOL" and "LMAO"?
I was going to add to the list of things to be banned in '10 and then, in the photo of the young man playing cards, I noticed what appears to be a wardrobe malfunction. Now I've totally lost my train of thought.
Hope your holiday was a great one.