I'm not a witch, I'm a love technician

Transformer, The New Gay's monthly 60s/70s/80s queer dance party, will have a Halloween twist on Friday at the Black Cat. They will have a costume contest with prizes, and Cazwell will be there performing a few numbers, including his hits "I Seen Beyonce at Burger King " and "All Over Your Face." Doors open at 9:30, $5 to get in.

On Halloween night the hottest ticket in town is the annual Miss Adams Morgan pageant. If you didn't get tickets for that many months ago you're shit outta luck. Otherwise I recommend the Madonna 'Celebration' greatest hits release party (at left) @ OmegaDC, 2122 P St., NW WDC DC 20037.

What will happen to the man who gets a pumpkin facial? And how to hide your effeminate son with a more masculine Halloween costume.

NAKED CLOWN CALENDAR. That's the scariest thing ever.

Looking forward to seeing Clint Eastwood's Invictus, starring Morgan Freeman as Nelson Mandela, and Matt Damon as a hunky South African rugby player!

D.C. Council member David Catania vs. Bishop Harry Jackson SMACKDOWN. Sadly many of these hateful African-American religious leaders just aren't making a connection between the oppression of one group and oppressing another. It goes to show that no matter what the facts are or the history of how we treat each other, if a person wants to hate they will despite the facts. FYI the majority of people who testified were in favor of gay marriage in DC. Interestingly enough most of the anti-gay haters do not live in The District...