Check out my shellacked decorative vegetables, assholes.

By jimbo on October 21, 2009 11:10 AM | Permalink | Comments (5) | TrackBacks (0)

"It's Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfu*kers," By Colin Nissan.

I would have tried to grow some motherfucking gourds so I can arrange them decoratively in a fucking horn-shaped basket this year, but I had to fucking move. Now I'm limited to some goddamn terra cotta planters but I'll do my fucking best. The arrangement will look great with a fucking sprig of sorghum tassels too, I'll bet. Next year I'm gonna get all Martha Stewart Halloween on your asses, I promise.

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5 Comments

Ohio Tom said:

I feel violated by your aggressive post.

Thank you!

October 21, 2009 4:28 PM

brettcajun said:

Thanks for cursing. It kind of turned me on.

October 22, 2009 10:39 AM

durban bud said:

Colin Nissan is fucking funny.

"Gourds are boondoggles." - Michelle Malkin

October 23, 2009 4:23 PM

207guy said:

Hmmmmm, gourds.

October 23, 2009 11:16 PM

first mom said:

Before there was a house behind this place, there was a sorgum field every year, not to mention a chicken coop.

October 24, 2009 1:34 AM

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