various hate-related topics
For some reason lately I'm gettin' a lot of hate about being a chiropractic patient. The fact is I have a bad, misaligned lower back. The misalignment causes me to throw my back out about once or twice a year. It hurts when that happens. But when I go in for regular adjustment appointments, the frequency and severity of the muscle spasms decrease. More adjustments = less pain-causing events. The equation is that simple. Plus I feel better after an appointment, and I'm more limber and flexible, and for some reason my weight lifting muscles can lift more too. So hate all you want. It's sort of like being gay except my insurance covers chiropractic appointments - it feels right so I keep doing it, so kiss my recently adjusted ass, chiro-haters.
Anti-hate clergy are making a statement in support of gay marriage in DC, opposing statements made by the antis, many of whom are from Maryland and have no business messin' around in DC politics anyway. It makes me feel good to hear that not all clergy are haters and that some are standing up and opposing the haters publicly.
Many of you weather-obsessed queens will hate me because I went to this cool hurricane data and tracking training this week brought to us by some cute meteorologists from the National Hurricane Center. So not only was the training interesting but the instructors were cute too, which helped hold my attention ALL DAY. There was so much information to share I'll avoid writing about it here today, but let it be known that your hurricane forecasting and tracking is in good hands, and they're cute too. Forecasting is increasingly more accurate every year due to new types of modeling, new sampling and monitoring technology, and general meteorologist cuteness which enhances the data.
Oh, I have another angle to my family picnic/gay pride festival analogy. Gay Pride festivals are even more like your family picnic because there's always a relative at the picnic who you'd rather not talk to or gets drunk and takes off their shirt and farts or something. Gay Pride is like that too - some of the people there embarrass you but you have to deal with it because they're still family. The point to either event is to have a good time so relax, angry angertwinks.
In addition to chickens, it's now cool to have bees in the city. It's also busy bee intern season here in the Beltway, and they're already clogging up the escalators and yakking away loudly on the Metro and otherwise being observed doing many stupid things. INTERNS PLEASE SHUT UP! And I don't want to hear "like" after every other goddamn word either. And stop wearing flip-flops to work. I hope an escalator eats your flip-flops: "'Nom-'nom-'nom mmm...flip flops..."
A promo photo for the new 5-part miniseries, Torchwood: Children of Earth, airing in July. Hair care product overload:
I don't watch Torchwood much but sans BSG I gotta get my geek on somehow, and I hear it's kinda gay.
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I am an avid chiropractor patient as well and occasionally when I mention this people look at me like I had just parallel parked a flying saucer in their tulips. My chiropractic appointments have achieved much more than any of my visits with my family physician (who isn't even family, but still scruffily cute) and I'm going to continue them.
"I don't watch Torchwood much" and i quote ! ARE YOU KIDDING ME ?????
After Dr.Who , (The same teams behind Torchwood) it's the most important sci-fi on the box .
Kinda gays an understatement mate . Captain Jack , on the right is bi whilst sexy buns on the left is 100% gay man meat ! WOOOOOOF or wot , sexy buns also has the sexiest welsh accent you've ever heard 'sigh' .
The BBC shows this programme on a primetime evening slot ,nationally.
As with Dr.Who , the storylines are fast paced , the scripts intelligent and the humours right on the nail , gay or otherwise.
One storyline had me and some friends cheering with pride , captain Jack travels back in time, meets and falls for an American serviceman , all the way through your waiting for something to happen,when you think the time has passed , the moment happens , the pair embrace in a long and passionate kiss , no polite peck but tongue sandwhich central ! AND all this on the stuffy old BBC , Whatever next ? !!
I order you to watch every back episode forthwidth !
P.S. By the way,have i told you that i watch Torchwood ?
Best Wishes , Phil.
Phil forgot to mention you get to see Cap Jack nekkid... a lot.
Yup ... need to set the DVR to record Torchwood. Thanks guys!
>it's now cool to have bees in the city.
Have you checked out these urban bees yet? (via BugGirl)
Ignore the chiro-detractors. If it works for you, go for it.
And you NOT watch "Torchwood"!? WHAT? You missed the major snogging scenes between Ianto and Capt. Jack? And the other major snogging scene between JAck and James Marsters??! I don't believe it.! And the show's used hair product for ages. Like for sure!
Jim dear, it's summer. One day you will have to explain why you let these people think their opinions are of such immense value. If you feel better post back crack, you feel better. Tune out, and move on. It's a short hop from curmudgeonly to angertwink.
In the immortal words of the Scottish Falsetto Sock Puppet Theater, "You can't have an episode of Torchwood without homosexual innuendo."
I don't like it as much as Primeval, but I do like Torchwood.
Someone is always bitter about something. Keep on doing your thing jimbo.
As for chiropractors, first discovered chiropractics in 95 after a car accident when 'traditional' docs wanted to chop me open and 'explore' my spine. Then again last year after a motorcycle accident. Not always the answer but when it is, its very effective!
Torchwood looks awesome!
Actually, Captain Jack's goal is to sleep with everyone, regardless of gender and every alien species. And he has a paramilitary dress theme going on.
Ask the chiropractic haters if they use tylenol. They serve similiar functions but a chiropractic adjustment is NOT liver toxic. As long as you are not over doing it during or right after a spaz, then should be a non-issue. Send the haters my way and I'll kick their butts for you.
Dude.. You need to.. no must see TORCHWOOD. Holy Jebus man.. dont make us take away your Nerd/geek card!
And for something more family friendly .. I recommend "The Sarah Jane Adventures"
But seriously sweetie... netflix TORCHWOOD! Or ask Rob to burn you all the current episodes