SC horndog governor ditches state during hurricane season

My neighbor in Shaw, DJ Timothy Mykael (a.k.a. OMG DJ TM™), will be spinning this Friday, June 26 at Secrets from 9pm-3am. Secrets is a bar where mostly naked men waggle their external genitalia to an audience. It is located at 1824 half street sw in washington, dc 20024.

Jeez, rough week with the MetroRail crash and three celebrities passing away. Today I transfered at the station near the crash site and people were quieter than usual. The Red Line was running north and south from that point but was very slow. I think I'll avoid it for a while.

So this cheatin' governor thing: crimeny, you don't have to quit your job just because you're a slut, as long as you weren't travelling to Argentina on the state's time and budget. His worst offense is being a hypocrite, because now we should apparently define traditional marriage between a man and a woman and a woman from Argentina. The GOP now should STFU about "Traditional Marriage." Well, they shoulda shut their pieholes about it a while back. That red herring has been thrown around far too long. I would prefer my civil servant representatives to take care of the business of governing rather than judging.

Anyway, from my emergency management point of view - what was this guy thinking being from a coastal state after the start of the hurricane season? Being out of touch as the state's leader for several days? I don't care if it was for some delicious poontang - you just don't do that sort of thing as a governor of a hurricane-prone state. Always have an emergency plan in place and let your loved ones and consituents (all of them!) know where you are during times of crisis or potential disaster.

I'm always fascinated by these scandals - whether they are straight or gay. I have a theory that I'm sure has a paper or study related to it. Kind of a cognitive dissonance sort of thing. I think on the surface they seriously didn't think they would be caught, despite their public visibility. But deep down I think they want to get caught for one reason or another. Maybe all of us have a destructive streak in us when there's something in our lives we don't have the balls to overtly correct. Maybe he no longer loved his wife or his situation, and a part of him didn't care that he was being reckless with his travels and his job. Making "a mistake" and fucking everything up is sometimes easier than making the hard decisions that create those necessary changes in your life.

Or maybe he's just a horndog who thinks people are stupid and wouldn't have found out about such things. I have another theory that people with a high sex drive are also more apt to become leaders or politicians. There's probably something to that as well.

Of course you can ask me my position on this later, after I'm the one who has been cheated on.