Heterosexuals are wearing Old Spice again
Seriously, my generation really needs to be credited as we are due (pun intended). We witnessed the amazing birth of the Internets, the biggest acts of terrorism in the U.S., and we are now experiencing the greatest financial crisis since the Great Depression. Plus, we seem to be tasked with cleaning up the mess after every Baby Boomer fuckup. We are the "Janitorial Generation."
Dear Gen-X, -Y, and Millennials:Oh hi! We're 'The Greatest Generation,' and we really enjoy our lifestyle, so if you don't mind footing the bill for the next couple of decades or so, we'd appreciate it. We thought you did a great job getting out of Reagan's debt, so we're putting you to the task again. Get to work and you certainly can't leave work before 6pm.
Thanks! B'bye!
I did my part to help thwart economic collapse this weekend by going shopping! Our economy is probably hanging by a tendon simply because of me, cuz gurl, that debit (not credit) card was SMOKIN'! Plus I needed new tightie-whities and underwear.
Look closely at the photo to the right. It's a new pair of sandals that I bought. Do you see the brand name on the tag? CROCS! Yes, I bought a pair of CROCS! Of course I would never buy those holey foot condoms, but this pair was just the right color and the bumps on the soles make my feet feel good.
Did you know that Washington Mutual collapsed because of gay marriage? The whole economic meltdown is the fault of The Gay as well. Basically whenever there's a disaster the religious fundamentals point the finger at The Gay, including 9/11.
Last week I checked out the new Washington Sports Clubs in Columbia Heights. I really liked it, and you can't beat the view. But it was VERY heterosexual (not that there's anything wrong with that). On no less than three occasions I actually smelled Old Spice coming off of a guy. No queer would wear Old Spice. Is Old Spice a new thing with the breeders these days?
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I love Old Spice and Polo. Both of em trip my trigger
I wasn't aware that heteros had ever stopped using teh Spice.
And I'm of two minds on the financial thing. On the one hand, I'd rather not go through a depression, because it would suck on so many levels. On the other hand, maybe a total meltdown is what we need to restructure our political and economic systems. It's bound to be an interesting ride, at least.
Nice furriness and feets...:)...
Nothing gives me a boner quicker than a whiff of Old Spice... except perhaps the sight of a wedding ring.
1. Love hairy toes.
2. Am gonna share your "Dear Gen" quote.
3. Yes, I'm a spice gurl.
You need a pedicure.
Furry Feet=Hobbit Feet therefore Jimbo=Hobbit.
As for that brain dead organization that claimed that WaMu's downfall was due to gay marriage - thank you for them proving that FundaThumpers have nothing beyond their brain stems.
you gotta stop wearing those pointy stilettos. Your little toes don't like it!
I used to work in music retail, and about 15 years ago, irony really started to hit its stride among the hipsters (also known as the socialized nerds). There were the moustaches, SalArmy/Urban Outfitter tee shirts, shitty beer... Isn't this cool?
Since then, irony has caught up with the main stream (same way tattoos did 10-15 years before that).
For the past year or so, Old Spice began running corny ads for body wash and after shave. They are funny ads, entertaining even. But for the life of me, I never thought that they would sell product.
Kids... what suckers.
WSC/CH hetero? really? I was there for the first time on Sunday and it was gayer than JRs.
As an old spice wearing hetero, I'm confused. Do I wear old spice because I'm a) clueless b) ironic c) a tease (yikes!) d) just like to uncork the bottle and slap my face.
Ed: I think it depends on which homo you ask about how they feel about Old Spice.
I would personally say that you just ARE an Old Spice wearing hetero. You use Old Spice, therefore you are hetero.