Stalking TJ on Earth Day
Despite impending ecological disaster, TJ calmly pores over the variety of ketchup our wonderful society has to offer.
With so much time on my hands, I've sunk to stalking people at Safeway. It's fun!
Happy Earth Day. The tranny bass with fish herpes in Virginia aren't so upbeat, however.
Tomorrow I'm going to build a border around our treebox out front, so people stop trampling my plants. Then I might shop for exterminators to finally get whatever critter is getting into my fish pond at night. I still think it's raccoons. Having eaten all of my water lilies, the critter has now taken to chewing on my irises. Damn varmints!
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You know . .
With my last place of residency being Hampton Roads.
None of this really surprises me . . . and it explains quite a bit.
All I gotta say is "Alright, everyone out of the gene pool."
Thank God I escaped with my life.
Jebus, do you guys live together or something? :D
Thanks for posting that photo, really. You could have at least acknowledged your presence and maybe adjusted my hoodie.
For the record, I chose the Safeway Organic ketchup with NO CORN SYRUP.
He's not really being a gay Gwyneth Paltrow then 'cuz ketchup is nothing but red sugar.
We've got issues with chipmunks eating our bulbs here, and I came up with a plan which my partner has forbidden me to carry out. Maybe it'll work for you!
Perhaps I watch to much of the History Channel, but I want to try to scare away the enemy before they set foot on my land by making an example of previous transgressors.
"How do you make an example of a chipmunk?"
Take a lesson from Vlad Tepes and other ancient tribes the world over: Sever their heads and mount them on stakes around the perimeter of the stronghold, er.. garden.
I wouldn't really do it, cause the little buggers are just too cute, but I threaten them with it every time I find a half eaten bulb.
Bonus points if you know who Vlad Tepes is!!!
Why does TJ's head look so small with the rest of his body? Does he layer lots?
He forgot to buy mustard.