These shoes are mine, betch...
Is it retarded when I'm chatting online with a woofy visitor to DC on Manhunt, and I start giving smart travel tips and hot spot nightlife recommendations? I can't help it if I was genetically engineered to dispense information. Perhaps Julie McCoy, the Cruise Director, was the 13th Cylon, and I'm one of her alternate models. I will always be able to tell you where it's at, at any given day of the week. Or I can find out in minutes, give me a moment...
I can't watch Friday's episode of Battlestar Galactica because I'll be paying $300 fucking dollars for a pair of shoes. I'll be seeing Margaret Cho as well, but Friday is all about Kelly.
Kelly wrote the lyrics for my personal mantra:
"I'm gonna blog and text and post and hostSo like yesterday I swear to you Cloris Leachman was working out at Washington Sports Clubs north of the Circle. And this totally hot scruffy guy with a hot wrestler build came up to me and politely said hi and introduced himself. I think his name was 'Drew but I was all flustered cuz he was scruffy. And I almost had a heart attack because he was so polite and friendly - I'm guessing he's not from the East Coast - and I was shocked by such a forward act of overt friendliness in this city. That's all it takes to impress me.
Podcast your bastard ass from coast to coast."
Rugby match out in Winchester, VA on Saturday. They're mean and they poke you in the eyes in the scrum. I'm gonna pull out my can 'o whoop ass and do a double-elbow atomic drop signature move like Chris Benoit would have done if they try to do that sorta shit. I'm going to get all Chris Benoit on your ass if you try that - don't you understand?
Oh yeah, and Blowoff is this Saturday at the 9:30 Club. I'm like totally going.
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Um, just so long as it doesn't turn into a murder-suicide on the rugby pitch. That'd be just a little too Chris Benoit.
I'm also an alter-model for that McCoy dame. Why I do well in my job at the glbt center.
As for Battlestar, I gather you can probably catch the repeat later that night.
Enjoy Margaret ... we went last night and laughed the entire time ...
I'm going to see Kelly & Margaret in 2 weeks here in Chicago. So looking forward to it!
Whatever it is your taking today, could you share some?
So, you are gonna go psycho crazy from steroid use, kill your family and then commit suicide??
Nice.
(and yeah, I still love Kelly-- her milkshake is better than yours, betch!)
Heh heh. That Drew's my boyfriend. :) yay.