Homer busted for housing 800 Chihuahuas

I'm glad to see Homer is prepping for my upcoming visit:

800 Chihuahuas, other dogs taken from Arizona home

I can handle his 3 cats, but 800 Chihuahuas is a bit much.

No Chihuahua, scruffy waterdawg DJ Dingo recommends the CSS Remix of Kylie's WOW at Disco Delicious. Wow, indeed, as you'll get your fix of sugarpop as if you snorted two lines of pixie stix powder.

The week is almost done, topped off tomorrow by our Big Event at work, for which I am prepared. At the tender age of 17 I pulled of organizing high school prom, which was a smash. If you can please your high school classmates, you can organize any event, and that's one to grow on.

More mischief in Shaw, but hasn't made it to the news yet - according to my sources, soft-top Jeeps have been firebombed on R and 5th and at 4th and N, NW DC. There were apparently two other vans that were firebombed in the 'hood as well. EcoTer'rists? I think not, as Jeeps have a good Eco-Rating. More likely punks on a dare or dumb uninformed Eco Ter'rists. I'm glad I don't have a car. My Eco-Rating is rather good until I eat some delicious Stone Cold Creamery ice cream, then it's all downhill from there.