Step Up 2 the Geeks

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RobertHoffman.jpgHaving made a cameo appearance on the new Dr. Who, Kylie Minogue has now been elevated from Diva to Goddess status. Simply putting the words 'Kylie' and 'Dr. Who' together in the same sentence makes my head explode from overstimulation. According to my sources, VJ Tre will serve up some Kylie X on Saturday, April 5 at Omega for her pixieness' 10th album release.


Gaylaxicon 2008 will celebrate 20 Years of Fun this October 10-13 in DC. It's sponsored by Lambda Sci-Fi. It will be undoubtedly an odd mixture of fabulous and geektastic.

Last night we went to see Step Up 2 the Streets starring cutie pie Robert Hoffman and some girl with boobs. It was a guilty-delicious indulgence of schlock and cheese, and I felt spiritually unclean after seeing it. But it was as fun as a box of stale Peeps, and that's a good thing.

I wasn't aware that there was a previous Step Up film, which featured an even hotter lead, Channing Tatum, who is expected to star in the upcoming G.I. Joe live action feature. Both hotties have very smoove moves.

More cuteness: a shaggy ginger Prince Harry plays rugby in Afghanistan. Strange...he looks nothing like Charles, nor Diana. Whoever daddy was I'm glad for the ginger gene influx into the royal line.

FYI the 2008 World Championship Cheese Contest is in Madison, Wisconsin this year on March 11-13.

On a more serious note, I would like everyone to chill the fuck out. Especially all you hysterical Hillarians and Obamites. Both of you. Seriously, people, get over yourselves and your candidates.

Never before have I felt the need to channel the memory of my mother's protests when I was a child. Us three brothers would get too much sugar in our breakfast cereal and would be bouncing off the walls, and Mom would screech: "SIMMER DOWN!!!" and that would be the end of it.

That's what I feel like telling people this week: simmer the fuck down.

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401a Author Profile Page said:

Being paired with the Doctor will elevate anyone to Goddess/God status. It has always been and ever shall be. Amen.

Wrecks said:

I bet I know what the Palace milkman looks like...

Lee said:

You've seen the episode by now, I take it?

johnny said:

"Cameo?!?" Oh, sweets, Kylie was in the entire episode, earning full-fledged companion status!

I can has hookup if u needs 2 c.

MaraJade Author Profile Page said:

As a side note to more nerdity, Channing Tatum was at one point considered to play Gambit in the most recent Xmen movie, but the character was sadly decided not to be in it.

Dax said:

1)I always thought that Harry was hotter than William

2) Diana did carry the "ginger" gene. some of her blood relatives are redheads

3)I saw the Doctor Who CHristmas special "Voyage of the Damned" she was good in it, I am just glad she gained some weight to a healthy level.. yes yes I speak "gay" blasphomy but then I was never issued one of the gay cards

4) Have you been watching TORCHWOOD? if not I suggest you do

5) The actress who had been picked to play the Baroness and the Actor picked to play Destro.. both are frackalicious.. I only hope the Actor who plays Cobra Commander does "the voice" from the cartoon.

6) done now :-) (((Hugs)))

brettcajun said:

Anytime you have two people who haven't been laid in a while... it's bound to boil over. I just need to find something to put in my hands and mouth to keep me occupied. :P

seth said:

I am totally with you about Simmering the Fuck Down. Why can't we just save all this money from the Primaries and all vote on the same day. This way, the media wouldn't get as much of a chance to pick the next President. I am sick of hearing about it and sick of seeing how much is spent by these candidates to bash each other in the press. No wonder we haven't had a brilliant President in years, what smart person would want to go through all of this?

atari_age said:

Simmah dahnnah. Simmah dahn. Not surprisingly, I agree. The insanity is actually *making* me riled up - against all the riled up people. Blech.

Re: Gaylaxicon! OMG! Did I ever know about this before? I have only been to one scifi convention, like 14 years ago. THIS sounds like it should be my next one. Do they get the typical guests, or is there some scifi homophobia I should worry about? Just say Jamie Bamber will be there, that's all.

I'm serious - would it be worth the trip??

cb said:

Amen to the simmer down, bro!

palochi said:

Harry gets the ginger/ruddy gene from Mom's side of the family. Look at his uncle (Diana's brother), Charles Earl Spencer:

http://www.viewimages.com/Search.aspx?mid=56578680&epmid=3&partner=Google

Jeff in Nashville said:

So I'm addicted to this channel called "Current". It's my new place to turn the tv when nothing else is on (since CNN is so obsessed with the election!). They just show podcasts from around the world. Pretty cool.

Anyway, I just saw this podcast about LARPing and thought about your Gaylaxicon message...

Scott Roberts of Bloomingdale said:

Thanks for briefly mentioning Gaylaxicon2008, Jimbo! Hi - I am a member of Lambda Sci Fi, the local GLBTQ sci fi/fantasy/horror group here in the DC area, that is putting on the Gaylaxicon2008 convention up in Bethesda this October. I am also one of your neighbors.

The Gaylaxicon2008 con should be lots of fun for all you geeks and sci fi fans. Visit www.gaylaxicon2008.org for more info.

Kris said:

Whoooow, I'm soo gonna be there for the CD release. About time it comes out here in the States...

Buck said:

Ah, yes, I see you are aware of Kylie's appearance in Doctor Who :-)

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