Tilda. Tilda! TILDA!

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Dear Tilda:

Congrats. And no matter what all the mean homosexual fashion critics say, I know you always make the right decisions:

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Except for maybe that little extra nose work that went too far...

Huge shocker at the Soviet Safeway on 17th Street tonight - while Sunday usually finds that store packed to the gills with hungry yuppies, and shelves bare as if a locust plague went through, I managed to get my victuals in a flash and headed to the "express" lane, which is rarely so. But as I approached the checkout counter, the cashier met my gaze (first oddity), established eye contact, and when I emptied my basket item by item, she snatched them as soon as she could as if they were the last groceries on the planet. My groceries were bagged before I unloaded them, somehow bending the laws of time and space. I was so startled by the unusual behavior I couldn't find my debit card for a moment. No complaints, it was just unusual.

Check out the super-scruffy Face of the Day on Andrew Sullivan's blog. Wuuuuuuuuf.

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8 Comments

Boo Augustus said:

No disrepect to Tilda, but I liked Jennifer Coolidge as the Ice Bitch in Epic Movie (dreadful, dreadful film) better. Someone needs to turn her into a gay icon.

brettcajun said:

Looks like she could use a little Botox for those Crow's Feet. I am just saying. I LOVE her hair though! So fierce!!!

Jeremy said:

I love her. She's a fantastic actress.

However, she looks a little like a young Conan O'Brien (see Pale Force) and/or Howdy Doody.

I'm sorry!

homer said:

I could totally design a more attractive dress.

Jim (The Canuck One) said:

I love the woman but my Zod, would a little makeup have killed her?

kiri Author Profile Page said:

I love Tilda, but I'm sorry the dress was so wrong, but she gets down with her bad self so I give her lots of respect. Go Tilda! She has great taste, is uncomprimisingly unconventional - a couger, a two-lover goddess, and normally has impeccable clothing taste. It was about god-damned time she got some attention for her brilliant acting.
Isn't she already a gay icon - every gay I know has the hots for Tilda?
P.S. I don't think she's had a nose job - that's just her normal aquiline self, I could be wrong, but plastic surgery seems so unlike her.

Joe.My.God. said:

And the Oscar goes to...David Bowie!

cb said:

I gotta be a hater here. She looked terrible. If I were up for an oscar (and a frontrunner at that) I'd have made myself look FABulous.

Or at the very least not like a greasy frycook in a hefty bag.

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