Banned, 2008

What's wrong with Realtors?

And how do you propose to enforce this ban?

Hmm... LOL/OMG aren't going anywhere.
One can only hope about Rachel Ray.

But what's you're beef with baby bears?

OMG! I so agree with you! lol!

Just kidding! I totally agree with banning Rachel Ray though. I don't really know why, but she really bugs me. I just can't stand her!

I have to disagree with banning temperatures above 90 though. I love it when it's sickeningly hot. Best time to get as naked as is legal and get outdoors!

Um, what about exclamation point abuse?!? Should we ban that also?

Can we have this canonized? I mean, like... read out over public address systems nightly for the next few months? Drilled into people's heads?

Only one thing I'd add to the list. We need to ban any form of oxygen being allowed to Ann Coulter. Ever.

OH MY GAWD!

I LOVE HANNAH MONTANA! I think a lot of gay men do! And Jamie Lynn is raising her baby in her home state of Louisiana ya'll! ;) Hee hee.

I want my own blog. I promise to entertain and inform you. How does one go about setting something up as fabulous as jimbo.info? I am truly technologically illiterate . . . but I catch on fast.

You forgot I have a wide stance. And "I am not gay and never have been gay!"

Hey, you leave the shoe trees alone! Shoe trees are on the endangered species list and those boys down the road that hang out together all wearing the same color are doing nature a favor by nurturing ours!

masc musc mil type seeks puckering hole waiting to be filled with shoe tree. Must bear a resemblance to polar or panda bear. Come collapse at my house.

Ah what the hell ... it's better to ban than plan.

Ban the Plan '08

1969-1978? were those the drug-induced years?

i can't seem to remember...

I agree with all except banning Hannah Montana; let's just agree to ban her creepy father. LOL.

Happy Holidays BTW.

Don't forget:

High School Musical I & II
Ron Paul
Nancy Grace
Reality anything

FYI, John Basedow shops at my store often. And, for the record, he does not look at all like his online photos. As a matter of fact, I question the abs. Let's just say, he isn't as cracked up as his pictures show.

Please add:

Sean Hannity
Keith Olbermann
Fauxhawks
People who treat gym equipment like their personal barca lounges (i.e, gym drapers).

OMG, I just peed in my ginch-gonchs a little. LOL

Can I add the "faux mohawk" hair_don't that seems to be infecting our youth (and the aged as well?) ..... I think you should at least specify "popped collars" still ... or create a list of things that are never allowed back into society ....

Of course, Big Texas Hair would never be on that list ....

You forgot "quitting your blog." That's so 2007.

1969-1978? But those were my best years!

THANK YOU for banning:

Rachel, Zac, and Ginch gonch. All three of those things could be burned by the Christian Right and I wouldn't miss them.

I'm also wondering what's wrong with realtors??