Niagra Viagra 3000 Unit

I took it easy this weekend and got a lot of sleep. The pond pump died so I went to Frager's Hardware to get a new one. The model seemed to be the same, but when I installed it, it turned out to be the Niagra Viagra 3000 Unit, and gave the goldfish quite a workout until I rearranged the flow to a less violent spout. I don't want the pond to be like a salmon spawning channel. But now all is well, and the flow and warm submerged pump should keep it from freezing over the winter. I gotta get the guppies out as they won't survive, but the cheap, hardy dime store goldfish will.

An amoeba is probably eating your brain right now.

Alexyss K. Tylor - Spiritual Sexuality Part 4 update from Brian. Do you have a problem performing oral sex? Alexyss provides solutions with a retro Max Headroom-style background. "Do you like cherry? I love cherry."

Megadeth with Heavy Metal Josh was fun. He was glad the opening band didn't sound like "Cookie Monster Metal," which I assume means that they didn't sound like Cookie Monster singing "For Whom the Bell Tolls." I for one would like to see Cookie Monster do some metal. I also learned there is a rivalry between Megadeth and Mettallica fans. From the brief review of songs I listened to beforehand, they were right-on with the music, and very sincere in their performance. There was a hot, fireplug guy in the mosh pit who looked like a 5'4" Matthew Fox with a shaved head, muscles and tatts. That made it worth every penny.

Annie Lennox on Oct. 25 at the Lisner Auditorium for $125?!? It's expensive being a gay these days. I'll have to think about that one for a while...