Fear My + 3 Upright Vacuum of Dust Smiting
My +3 Eureka bagless named 'DustSmiter', with detachable, extendable duster.
I needed some updated shirtless pics for my Manhunt account, but got carried away with the camera and vacuum cleaner instead. I kept thinking the photos needed a subject or a prop. Posing with vacuum is just as silly as any pursing profile pic pose I guess. I was going for that Boris Vallejo look. I'm never going to get laid again, but might be able to pick up some housecleaning gigs.
5892BVZ Eureka Boss 4D Upright Vac - Yellow/Black, $171.99.
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The weather has been fantastic this weekend, dry and in the mid-80s - most unusual for DC in July. Lovely time to walk or bike around.
Bagless colonic system? Sounds kinda messy to me.
Jimbo Carter, Warlord of Mars....
Wow... are those abs I see there? NICE.
Check out all his majesty.
Nice, gratuitous, shirtless image. And very "by the power of greyskull".
I don't know, I think it's kind of hot. Please come and clean my house.
You're so lucky to own a vaccum. Hardwood floors, and I only have a swifter.
Shirtless or no I need someone to vacuum my 2nd floor. Come and I will feed you meat.
I LOVE THIS PICTURE!!! You are the coolest Jimbo. I think you are giving TJ a run for his money for "Coolest DC Blogger Bitch of the Year". ;)
Damn...I'd pay you to come vacuum my house dressed like that.
ISO of bearded rugby players who like a little vacuum foreplay? At least the tevas (which are no doubt present) were cut out of the picture.
Well at least I now know I am not the only gay guy that vacuums shirtless. It was great seeing you at BlowOff the other week.
OMG!! That's great on so many levels... the pic needs to be worked on by some Photoshop monkeys. To make the background more appropriate.
Nice pics! Are you into LARPing?
You can come over anytime! You'll probably get laid too! You're a cutie!
I fell into your hair-filled blog while binging on Sam Elliott pics. Thanks for sharing.
Heresy! The Warlord of Mars does not LARP! He's too important for that!
I feel should add that I'm perfectly okay with you wearing no shirt.
LOL Great photo. I was wondering if you were hairy and an innie or an outtie. LOL
I have indeed LARPed at a LotR reenactment at Governor Dodge State Park in Dodgeville, Wisconsin back in like 1988. I was a White Hand Orc.
Do you hire out? I need a shirtless maid to clean my house (among other things) and I feel that you will fill the position perfectly!
Do you hire out? I need a shirtless maid to clean my house (among other things) and I feel that you will fill the position perfectly!
Heh heh...your vacuum has a "Power Paw" attatchment...hee hee...that joke almost makes itself...;o)