Super-A.D.D. Spice Girls Reunion Friday Recap
In case you missed the news, my wishes have come true and the Spice Girls have reunited for a tour. This is bigger news than the Police reunion. Here's a breakdown of the Spice Girls for those of you who foolishly choose to not pay attention to Girl Power:
Victoria "Posh" Beckham - dreamily married to hot soccer star
Melanie "Scary" Brown - gave birth to Eddie Murphy's kid
Emma "Baby" Bunton - also preggers, looks like a baby too
Melanie "Sporty" Chisholm - best voice, kind of butch
Geri "Ginger" Halliwell - has hot gigantic personal trainers
Clearly, Ginger Spice is the smartest of the bunch.
This gentleman has nothing to do with anything posted today, he's just hot:
Verizon worked my last nerve today. Money quote on the phone today:
"I would rather starve to death than to speak with your automated voice recognition system ever again."I won't even get into it, but I cancelled my phone/DSL service, so I have no phone for a while. The irony is that while it apparently takes them 3-5 business days to turn DSL on, it only takes minutes to cancel both land line and DSL service. I was thankful for that. Verizon, I will dirt your name until the day I die. You have gained my eternal enmity.
Check out Emma's latest solo album, "Life in Mono." You'll love the fact that on some songs she sounds like she's channeling Olivia Newton-John.
This post makes me want to zig-a-zig ah.
Cripes, Ginger's trainer is ENORMOUS. And HAWT! I wonder if he's available to train here in Tucson.
As a person who used to work in the telecommunications industry I can say with the utmost confidence: Verizon is the Antichrist. I hate them almost as much as Cheney.
I love a nice hunky Nordic type but he is too steroided out. Looks more like a beast of burden than sexy.
I'll take Geri's beast of burden.
I will really take the dude in the pic here tho! Where did you find him??????
I have Verizon Wireless for cell service and never had a problem with them all these years. (They landed up with me when they took over the company I was with)
And GAWD! That trainer's HUGE! He can come by my place. (Homer can have whatever's left afterwards)
I'd like the boy in the wifebeater holding the tire iron or hedge clippers or whatever that thing is.
Look into Cavalier. They are less expensive and their customer service is pretty decent.
I feel the same way about Cingular. I would do without rather than switch to them ever again.
1) Spice Girlzzz = YAY!!!! (I love Ginger!)
2) Please tell me you KNOW the guy in the pic!
3) Verizon is on my list along with Time Warner Cable. both companies I will no longer deal with.
So hot!