leprechauns in the dust
My rugby team is composed of about 49% gay men, 49% straight men
...and two leprechauns:

Groundbreaking research finds that if you slow down a Kylie Minogue song it sounds like George Michael. Some queens have far too much time on their hands. But I'm just jealous. Imagine if you could harness that curiosity into more scientific innovation - queens would rule the world and/or take off into space and settle down in a distant galaxy.

I think it's outstanding you let real leprechauns on your team, a lot of organizations wouldn't allow that...
They did take off into space and settle down in a distant galaxy. You must watch the cutting-edge, ground-breaking, heart-warming documentary "Vegas in Space."
You have 100 people on your team? If two percent are leprechauns, and there are two leprechauns, you have 100 people.
Kylie really does look like George once she has facial hair.
Looking over the last month of posts: leprechauns, goatmen, lucky horseshoes, Stevie Nicks, The Fellowship of the Rings, etc. I always love visiting Jimbo's enchanted realm! :-)
how do you slow down a kylie song?
Jimbo, what are you reading thses days? I read those Varley books you recommended a few months back and enjoyed them. I'm currently trying to find some books for the summer.
You should run a blog book club, like Oprah's, but better.